I won't care whether you're fucking around
because everyone does
I won't insist we fuck each other
because nobody fucks me
I won't ask how much you love me
because nobody loves me
I won't be around to embarrass you
because i'm too embarrassed
i won't mind if you forget my birthday
because even i don't care to remember it
i won't spend all our money
because i'll be gone before it is
i won't make a fool of you or lie to you
because everyone does it to me
i will make it a perfect marriage
because every marriage is fucked up
