a sonnet cannot be written freely
because you must stick to the rules clearly
matters not what you say in which meter
just be sure it is in pentameter
slow down check and see if it is in rhyme
if in some doubt slip in a word of mime
in the middle, approach very slowly
now what is left is the volta only
not bad, so what if it kind of so sucks
so far so much is a sign of big nuts
keep on going, don't give up the jig fight
race to conclude this thing so trite
time now to kill the bee in my bonnet
and put an end to this bloody connet
