when it comes to sex
here's what i think works best
use a condom if you have to
don't get pregnant unless you want to
hold on to that loaded gun
trust me, that's what makes it more fun
don't forget to work that tongue
it's a skill that often goes unsung
don't be shy to stoop and conquer
the perfect way to go down and thank her
personally, what i relish doing whenever i can
is to take her in the ass like an uncouth man
proof if ever was need, my friend
that i've well and truly gone round the bend
