Thursday, August 11, 2005

History lessons

the exercise: thought of by 'world famous' rhyzer, james joyce, the idea is to say something funny about history in 6 lines.

a: Indian History
Riven by internal strife
Driven by misguided fools
Where conspiracy is rife
Fudged for children in schools
Peppered with trophy brides
And only confusion rules

b: American History
Built on a series of genocides
Worse than any of Saddam's homicides
Is the story of Modern America
That began with a notion of 'India'
Brought to you by that fool Columbus
Thus was born this marketing omnibus