Don’t go for broke
Take time out for smokes
A couple of long tokes
Maybe even a quick poke
I need no toy
TV is just a ploy
Everything else a decoy
Now go get me my la-z-boy
To speed is silly
I think I’ll take a while
If there’s a short-cut to Italy
Why go the extra mile?
Don’t make me hurry
I’ll do it later
I never scurry
I always take the elevator
You change the channel
You get the door
Let’s watch this drivel
Who cares if it’s a bore
Why choose to do
When you can just get by
Nothing’s all I want to do
Doing something is so dry
Don’t make me move
This is the way to be
I think I’ve found my groove
Life is nice and easy
It’s not that hard
I’m having a blast
I’m the lump of lard
I never go too fast
Take numbers one to nine
Get ahead of me in every line
It’s too much work to whine
Don’t worry a whit about me
Time is not money
Things are never too slow for me
I always wanna be free
So just let me be
Don’t go for broke
Take time out for smokes
A couple of long tokes
Maybe even a quick poke
I need no toy
TV is just a ploy
Everything else a decoy
Go get me my la-z-boy
Everything else a decoy
Where the fuck is my la-z-boy?
