It's not just a manual
It's a state of mind
The philosophy of carnal
Let's do the Kamasutra
From top, front and behind
It's the pursuit of pleasure
Of stooping to conquer
The secrets of cunnilingus
Let's do the Kamasutra
Repeatedly moan oh lord, yes! Jesus…
Get on the blowtrain
Feel high, then drained
Waves, spasms and multiple orgasms
Let's do the Kamasutra
The bible that bridges all chasms
For sex that's manic
Get down, mystic and tantric
Twist, writhe and shout
Let's do the Kamasutra
There is no better way in and out
You're so smooth and sweaty
Mmm…you taste positively peachy
Strap up, take the cosmic ride
Let's do the Kamasutra
Lie down, spread wide
Your hourly dose of the exotic
For sex that's delicious and chaotic
Be it with or without clothes
Let's do the Kamasutra
You'll see how everything just flows
On your knees
A little more acrobatic please
Nothing is erotic enough
Let's do the Kamasutra
Go ahead, flaunt your stuff
It's not magic
Nothing cryptic
More an omnipotent mantra
Let's do the Kamasutra
Find life's secret formula
Come and get some
Discover g-spots where there exist none
Learn the tricks of the trade
Just do the Kamasutra
And repeatedly get laid
