The smutty orator
The guy the neighborhood knows
As the notty professor
Wanna see him slobber?
Just wiggle your butt
Then run for cover
Before he asks you to lick his nuts
Aaargh! He’s disgusting
Always talking about poking
Everything is a come on
Walks around with a permanent hard-on
Nothing is too dirty
Dammit! The bugger is sixty
What he needs is a Bobbitt
The guy makes me vomit
His obsession is smut
All he does is bark, come lick my nuts
When he’s not teaching
He’s looking up skirts
He’s never teaching
He’s always got his eyes in a girl’s shirt
I hope he never dies, just suffers
Talk to him over tea
Everything ends up sounding dirty
Shake his hand, he’ll stick his boner
He’ll pretend to be moody
Just so you get closer to his woody
With an unholy talent
To quickly unzip it
At the drop of a consonant
Yes, the old boy is witty
He could shame the Kamasutra
He must be on Viagra
How da heck do I no all dis brudda??
So, I sucked the notty professor
I sucked him till he cried
He’s just a bunch of nuts
A dick head stuck in a rut
Gave him a BJ
Made his day
Told him da problem with talking dirty
You end up having to wait till sixty
Then I fucked the notty professor
Put an end to Mistah lick my nuts
Told him it was all karmic
Job done, grrrrls!
I’m the new Bobbitt!
No more notty professor
No more class of smut
There lies the old bugger
With nothing to replace his nuts
Heck, it was all karmic
You go grrrls!
Now, let’s all on him vomit
