Shake well before and after use
Mine feels like a blown fuse
Kiss mine, I won’t tell
Suck yours or you’ll go to hell
I’m just a fifty-fifty
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Hey dude, nice hairspray
Ever heard that joke about Jamaica?
This feels smoother than sun-mica
Mister, why is your penis gray?
Go away, little children, honestly
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Hello Ladies
You’re in the men’s loo
If that’s what you think fella
Ever heard of the grand switcheroo?
Quick, scrawl something, tight ass and pert titties
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Your mother made me breakfast
Your wife cooked me supper
Keep peeing bro
My dick’s in your family
Your girl’s fine pussy
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Don’t make me laugh
Somebody get me my glasses
Where’s your weeny?
Good day, Mr. Tiny
Guys, say hi to mini-me
This dude ought to have boobies
Watch it
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